Infomercials

I have made an executive decision, and it is this; '''infomercials are evil. '''An infomercial will annoy you for about 45 minutes, and tell you about some useless crap that you really don't want. They get random people to tell you how great the item is, and have some weird music in the background.

Best part; that annoying little catchphrase or song that you'll never get out of your head, EVER. Maybe the idea is they hope that you'll think if you buy their item, they'll shut up. And then, once they've annoyed you and bored you to sleep, they repeat the whole thing over again! I mean, really people, I got it the first time!

"It's a pillow, it's a pet, it's a pilow pet!" WHY!?! Why must you torture me so? It's not like you're gonna sell to many of these things! The only time I ever see the things are at garage sales, unwanted and depressed. Kinda sad really.