User:Kracken42

Welcome. I am glad you have found my page. I am here to inform, and entertain. After all, interacting with you humans is one of the few pleasures I am allowed. Don't ask how I get internet connection, down here, I just do. It is a relief to have something to do down here. It can get quite dull. I mean, you can only play rock paper scissors with fish so many times before it gets old. Besides, no one will play with me anymore. Maybe it's because I eat whoever loses. Well, I have to go now, I see a sailboat overhead. Foolish creatures, what makes them think they can enter my domain...