How to Annoy your (ex) Freinds

Do you have that one annoying freind who just won't let you be? Here are some tips to make them give you some personal space.

Step 1. Blow your nose. Alot. Any time your freind is with you, blow your nose.

Step 2. Ask for stuff. Anything that belongs to your freind. Homework, lunches, shoes, anything, Act really whiny if they don't give it to you.

Step 3. Hang out with people you know that your freind hates. Invite your freind  to join you.

Step 4. Pick up a stupid hobby, and tell your freind about it constantly.

Step 5. Act really indecisive about something. Keep on asking your freind for advice. In the end, do the opposite of what he tells you.