Why I hate llamas

Many people wonder why I despise llamas. The answer is simple; they are the true personifications of pain, fear, the devil, and all that other nasty stuff. And they're really smelly.

Think about it, when have llamas ever done anything other than spit on people? Never. They might seem inocently annoying now, but when the Llamapocalypse hits, they'll shed their skins and reveal their true, demonic forms. The Krakens will rise up from their exile to the deeps, and the  prophesied Great War will begin. And we will all die. And it will be sad. And I will never fulfill my dream of setting a world record for macaroni consumption. Sigh.That, in a nutshell, is why I hate llamas.